DirtyHippie.
In case you haven’t figured this out, DirtyHippie lives in California. She loves it there a lot even though she’s frequently mistaken for a lesbian and the traffic kind of sucks. To get by, she likes to get drunk alone in her house and videochat the residents of SSR, thus serving as a total cock-block in the most metaphorical sense. She also has pug dogs and hates Washington, DC (and sometimes Barack Obama).
DirtyHippie does not like the cold.
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That picture perfectly describes how I hope my life continues to go. Until the day I die, that is what I shall look like on the inside.
Also, WHO did I cock-block during the video chat? As I remember, my attempts to get you to take me to the door so I could yell into “someone’s” bedroom were rebuffed.