Guests.
Periodically, our friends will be chiming in on this here blog. Sometimes they’ll be funny, and occasionally, it’ll just be embarassing. We ask that you bear with us as we try to root out our unfunniest friends.
Here’s a list of some possible guest bloggers. This list will probably never be updated or edited in any way.
Adam: He has held a set of increasingly impressive titles over the last few years, since he first entered LOCKDOWN.
Boy Alex: He’s making a demo-tape.
Ryan a.ka. Tuppy: Not only will Ryan officiate Kelly and Leslie’s wedding, but he will be called upon in the future to bail many of us out of jail. nbd.
Danny: is a n00b, who looks remarkably like Neil Patrick Harris when he’s dressed up in Leslie’s clothes. Coincidence?
Fitz: If asked, he will occasionally say something is “fucking retahhhded” in a Boston accent. It’s quite badass, to be honest.
Caitie: A native Montanan, Caitie corrects us all that she lives on a ranch and not a farm, and frequently describes her skills at bull castrating in stunningly vivid detail.
this is exciting! you forgot, though, that i did at one point have a burberry pair of jeans and a burberry polo. i have yet to get a burb computer case, but i’m working on it.
That is an excellent description of me. I honor the person who wrote it. I assume it was my wife.
My entire office is under the impression that Alexa is my girlfriend. Just an fyi.
and again, I do not want you to do ANYTHING to correct that impression. kthx.
And what am I? Chopped liver? I get it, you’re all just jealous that I’m royalty.