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Multi-tasking at its finest

June 16, 2009

The new hip thing in Appalachia (a.k.a. The Land of Nell, the 1994 masterpiece starring Jodie Foster):

The dive bar + gym combination. Imagine this:  your bemulleted friends are playing billiards and drinking beer in their plaid shirts, when you feel a strong hankering to pump some iron. But FUCK, it’s 1 a.m., and your piece of shit gym closes at midnight. Are you shit out of luck? NO!

At this wonderful bar, you can not only get a cold Bud from a bartender whose name is probably Truck or Harley, but you can cultivate your Schwarzenegger-guns, so as to better beat your drunk, truck driver buddies.

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I’m thinking about opening one of these in DC. Anyone want to invest? Don’t worry, I have a great business model.

SOLID AS A ROCK.

SOLID AS A ROCK.

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