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Frequent urination and other symptoms

June 30, 2009

Any of you who have frequented our blog MAY have noticed that alexandrajane is a bit of a hypochondriac. Alex’s symptoms frequently include:

A) frequent and spontaneous urination
B) crying a lot
C) unnatural height
D) bun in the oven
E) poor eyesight
F) stalker tendencies (Rpatz? anyone?)

A quick WebMD search of Alex’s symptoms has brought up the following options:
dengue fever, yellow fever, African Trypanosomiasis (sleeping sickness), consumption, elephantiasis of the testicles, and norovirus.

We will soon be starting a 501 (c) 3 fund to pay for what will certainly be astronomical hospital bills for Alex. Please consider contributing. And by please consider, we mean that if Alex dies, it will be your fault. Checks can be made out to jappy or Afrika.

Don't let this happen to Alex. We can't afford a large enough dolly to push her around.

Don't let this happen to Alex. We can't afford a large enough dolly to push her around.

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  1. ksawyers permalink
    June 30, 2009 4:39 am

    most of these symptoms I cannot contest, however, I MUST stand up for the RPatz stalking, and probably even take responsibility for some of it. I think I might be Tall’s RPatz pusher.

    He is just…its…I…with the hair…and…he…just…vampire…so…pretty….

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