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The award for greatest find of the day:

June 30, 2009

Goes to Ms. A. Rozelle, MSB ’11. While looking for a pair of snazzy sunglasses in which to look appropriately JAP-py while driving on M street in Somerset the white BMW, Ali stumbled upon what can only be described as Why Tom Ford is Better than You at Life.

It takes a certain je ne sais quoi (ok, ok je sais, it takes balls), to even consider designing tanning goggles (let’s not even get started on the assholes who go tanning), and even more of the said appendages to then sell them to the public at $450 a pop. I wish I were joking, but alas.  The fact that Neiman Marcus is willing to sell these is a further sign of why the Gordon family refuses to shop there. Plus, it’s really easy to turn Neiman Marcus into a cute Jewpun- Needless Markup. Ha. Ha.


Buy these if you dare.

If you’re in the market for a present for me, which, let’s face it, everyone is, don’t buy me these.

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