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A brief list of today’s douchebags:

July 5, 2009

1. World’s #1 tennis player and resident douche Roger Federer proved himself to even more of a pompous gasbag today at Wimbeldon. Not only did he totally rub it in to poor Andy Roddick (whose face was PRICELESS when he wanted to punch Federer in his massive nose), but he also starred in this gem of a commercial.

UPDATE: a few more gems from the post-game interview
“It wasn’t as good as if I had won it in straight sets”
“I thought I might set the record for number of aces”
“I think it’s sad when [Pete Sampras etc] don’t show up at the matches”

It takes a certain kind of fuck to wear a cream blazer and a white tshirt together.

It takes a certain kind of fuck to wear a cream blazer and a white tshirt together.

2. Certain people who act inappropriately at parties and blame their behavior on alcohol.

I drink, thus I am awesome.

I drink, thus I am awesome.

3. Marion Barry.

Actually, no. Marion Barry is DC’s resident badass. Bitch once again set him up.

This is DC's moral leader.

This is DC's moral leader.

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