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Is anyone in the market for kitschy yet TERRIFYING art?

July 14, 2009

Because boy do I have the bargain for you:

Chances are high she will emerge from this painting and eat me.

Me thinks she shallemerge from this painting and eat me.

Yes, that’s right, my office is willing to part with this truly amazing piece of art, probably because it reminds us of happier times. The current theory is that it was given to sexy humanitarian dude John Prendergast by equally sexy humanitarian dudette Angelina Jolie. It may even be a portrait of one of them.

Suffice it to say, its origins and value are mysterious, but chances are high that if we were at Hogwarts, this painting would guard the enterance to the Slytherin common room.

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