We sometimes forget we’re in public.
A sampling of today’s conversation, in the Sunglass Hut, after having made a new bestie in the salesman who also loves the Ray Bans:
WorkChucks: Should I buy the orange or the gold aviators [A.N.: Ray Ban aviators are toolish, but look awesome on both WorkChucks and Jappy]
Afrika: The orange ones look retarded [N.B. Retarded is not an acceptable alternative to “stupid” or “gay”]
Jappy: Well, I think you look retarded [in this case, that actually applied well]
Afrika: Thank you!
Jappy: bahhhhhahahahahaha [this is how she sounds when she laughs. no joke]
New bestie at store: I like the orange ones, and I want you all to be my best friends and come to the clubs with me and my awesome friends [I added the 2nd part, but I’m sure that’s what he was thinking]
So yes, if you see us out in public, run.
I'm Samantha, I have sex with everyonnnneeeee.
Dear Blog in Heaven! 
1. okay, so I understand that calling someone “retarded” is bad, but what if I call someone a “ruh-tard” in the same way as Zack Galifinakus in The Hangover? I think that would probably be okay, right?
2. Ray Ban aviators are toolish, but as both Jappy and Work Chucks are NOT toolish, I will concur that they look good on both of them. Ray Ban Wayfarers, on the other hand, are delightful, and as Tall, myself AND Robert Pattinson all own the same pair, I will go ahead and make the assertion that we belong together.
That is all.