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Cooking with GOOP (aka Hidden Bulimia)

July 24, 2009
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So I was cruisin’ the HuffPo as usual and I found a GEM of a video. It’s Gwyneth Paltrow cooking. That’s right. GOOPy is making some food (clearly not for her consumption since she doesn’t eat anything besides water with lemon and broth. then she voms. true fact.).  The dinner GOOP makes actually looks pretty yummy, so it’s a shame she can’t eat it.  It’s roast chicken (which she washed with salt…wtf) with parboiled potatoes and a big salad with homemade vinaigrette.  Also her favorite word is “parboiled”.  Good for you GOOP, you used a proper term. Now please go vom and have more kids with weird names.  Badly done Emma, badly done.  Here’s the link to watch this spectacle:  http://goop.com/newsletter/44/en/  As always, your thoughts are welcome.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. dirtyhippie permalink
    July 24, 2009 5:55 pm

    I almost, ALMOST, let GOOPy convince me to do a 21 day juice fast. Then I was talked off the ledge, and realized that she is in fact INSANE and the main reason I cannot stand Coldplay.

    That is all.

    Go parbroil your face, Emma.

  2. Bekah permalink
    July 27, 2009 6:58 pm

    Giiiiirl please, I love love love GOOP. Everything Gwyneth does is basically touched by some sort of an angelic/fairy dust. Take it from someone who prints out her recipes and does her darndest to follow them, Gwyneth is a cooking god. Well, except for her eggplant parm that was a vom and a half but I did not know that I hated eggplant before I made it so maybe if you liked it as a veggie you would like it as a main course. Also, please note that in her instructions for Katie Lee Joel’s cookies she refers to Billy Joel as William Joel.

    Loves it.

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