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What a dumb B, part deux

July 31, 2009

So I know Tall already did a little post about our dear, dear friend GOOP-y, aka Gwenyth Paltrow. I purposely spelled her name wrong, because I hate her so much.

Anyway, somehow Gwynny’s “cleanse” ended up as national news this week, which is bullshit (and I’m sorry). I don’t know what she ate/drank to cleanse, but then again, I don’t really give a shit, and I actively sought out not to read anything about the said cleanse.

Has Apple’s-mom stayed out of the spotlight after drinking cabbage juice and farting for a week? Alas, no. The Huffington Post felt the need to tell me that she is now “glowing” post-cleanse. I hope they mean glowing as in radioactive. That dress does kind of make her look like an alien. What a dumb B.

Also, look at those FUCKING BOOTIES.

Also, look at those FUCKING BOOTIES.

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