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Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?

September 8, 2009

Over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan made the somewhat unusual move of stepping out of a friend’s house wearing a t-shirt. (Unusual both that she was wearing a t-shirt that, you know, covered her junk, and for the message the shirt espoused.)

Now, as has been thoroughly covered on this here weblog, I have a lot of affection for Ms. Lohan. In fact, I find her somewhat irresistible, and frequently attempt to justify her wild and crazy antics. But it cannot be denied: I doubt Lindsay has EVER “just said NO.”

So one of three things is going on here.

1. Lindsay Lohan met and befriended former FLOTUS, and constant champion for personal responsibility in the face of peer-pressure, Nancy Reagan.

2. Lindsay Lohan is making a statement in honor of her friend, the recently-deceased DJ AM.

3. Lindsay Lohan has mastered the art of irony.

Dear blog in heaven, I hope it’s number three. Number one would be bizarre, number two would be legit, and therefore, unmockable, and number three is just delicious.

So I’m going to go with it. What else could Lindsay do to demonstrate her mastery of seventh grade English?

One Comment leave one →
  1. jappy permalink
    September 8, 2009 10:43 am

    there is absolutely no way that Lindsay knows what irony is.

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