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An update on il nostro amico Silvio

September 9, 2009

This is for my friend (dear friend, dear dear friend) Christopher, who is still not convinced that Silvio Berlusconi is a G. Fact: he is one. It’s true. If you don’t want to take my word for it, take his.

He’s obviously still banging the (barely) 18 year old. He obviously still owns the vast majority of the Italian media. He obviously is still the Prime Minister of a country that is (barely) in the G8. Because of this, and his, dare I say, Obama-esque tan, the Italians fucking love him. LOVE HIM.

The best part? He knows it. This guy is such a baller that he is fucking with the Catholic Church, the few independent newspapers, the socialists (/fascists?), and his soon to be ex wife and her hoards of “feminists” BECAUSE he knows he can. Why? Let’s let the man speak for himself.

“Most Italians would like to be like me and they support my behaviour,” said the Prime Minister, who last week called himself “Superman.”

Look at this guy. Frankly, it's impossible not to.

Look at this guy. Frankly, it's impossible not to.

That’s right team. His reasoning is as follows:  Who wouldn’t want to be boinking an 18 year old to distract an entire country from a massive political-religious-and civil liberties crackdown before a major election and the G-20 summit?

Conclusion: what a G.

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  1. workchucks permalink
    September 9, 2009 11:48 am

    My favorite part of your story?

    “He obviously is still the Prime Minister of a country that is (barely) in the G8. ”

    Nice use of the parenthetical, my friend.

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