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To tide you over, dear readers…

November 19, 2009

Until I have finished this horrendous paper on microcredit and have time to write a scathing expose on events of the past two weeks, I present you with another installation of DREAM JOURNAL:

 

Last night I had some crazy dreams. This could have had something to do with a) the fact I did NOT eat a 1lb bag of peppermint patties before bed (per usual) or b) that my sleep schedule has been seriously out of whack the past few days. REGARDLESS, below is a sampling of my dreams:

 

1. ChefHooles came into my room wearing running gear and perfect going out makeup. I asked her if she was going for a run, and she said that she was going to go running TO a party and that she had already stashed a change of clothes in the bushes outside the Blue House to change into before said party. I was confused and asked her to clarify, she told me that I was stupid.

 

2. I made a mixed drink of whiskey and gin and chugged it. I don’t remember what happened after that, but I think it’s a fair assumption I probably made an ass out of myself.

 

3.  That I was told by a significant other that we could not stay together because I refused to convert to paganism. Er?

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. Afrika permalink
    November 19, 2009 2:25 pm

    instead of fixing this like i should, i’m just going to point out that you tagged this as whikey. like a mix between whitey and whiskey. bahahaha.

  2. dirtyhippie permalink
    November 19, 2009 7:33 pm

    Jappy, you know that last one was not a dream. That was a conversation we had two days ago. GOD WHY CAN’T YOU REMEMBER THAT WE ARE FAKE GIRLFRIENDS YOU ARE NOT EVEN A PAGAN WHO WORSHIPS MOTHER GAIA WE CANNOT BE TOGETHER ANYMORE WICCA IS AWESOME

  3. chefhooles permalink
    November 19, 2009 7:58 pm

    uh that wasn’t a dream

  4. TALL permalink
    November 19, 2009 8:17 pm

    I’M TRIPPIN’ BALLZ.

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