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Stress Eating

May 25, 2010

So, I tend to stress eat.

What is stress eating, you say?  Well, dear reader (who is probably a 13 year old boy or a young closeted lesbian, judging on who views our blog), stress eating is when you gorge yourself with delicious delicious unhealthy foods because you hate your life and want to drown yourself in butter, grease, salt, and sugar.

Doesn’t that sound WONDERFUL? It is. I am currently in the hellhole known as the midwest, and in order to contain my misery and stress, I have been eating my way through my days.  So much so, in fact, that I have gained SEVEN POUNDS in the past week in a half. Allow me to show you a sampling of the treats I have been eating (#thisiswhyi’mfat):,0.jpg

Muffins. Tee hee.

Fried chicken salad. defeats the purpose of the salad.

CHOCOLATE CAKE. not as good as from Booeymonger's.

2 Comments leave one →
  1. Afrika permalink
    May 25, 2010 5:59 pm

    i’ve been stress eating cheez-its and pringles. except during the world cup they call pringles “prin-goooooaaaaaalllls”. i’ve been told this refers to “football.”

  2. TALL permalink
    May 25, 2010 9:24 pm

    i’d really like some fried chicken. could you make that happen please? also, thank you for not purging. i’m so proud of you jappster.

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