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Greatest Present Ever!

June 2, 2010

As Tall, but not Jappy, pointed out, it was my birthday last weekend. I love (LOVE) birthdays. Seriously, I do. But some people don’t share my birthday enthusiasm, and they suck. Number one on birthday suckitude list: my mom (N.B. she also sucks at Chanukah).

Usually, I give my mom a list, which she almost never follows. Every year (birthday AND Chanukah) the list is basically the same: a nice urn for my dead dog who currently resides in a coffin-shaped styrofoam contained in the living room and a nice leather passport cover. I have never received either (boo hoo).

Woody the dog deserves the most deluxe pet urn that my mom's money can buy.

BUT (!!!!), this year, the madre followed Part B of the list, despite her vehement objections. So, go Mama Afrika. Go you.

I’m sure you’re dying to know what awesome gift I requested.

Voila:

Fuck yes.

I am the proud owner of a kickass pair of little boys’ saddle shoes. They’re amazing. I love them almost as much as Jappy loves her BMW  (a lot).

So, London: here comes Afrika, bedecked in a tres jolie denim shirt (with “poppers”) and vintage co-ed style saddle shoes.

This is approx what I look like in my awesome new kicks.

In conclusion: thanks Marsh.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. jappy permalink
    June 4, 2010 3:02 pm

    That picture is of a child. I bet you don’t look like a… well, nevermind.

    LUBCHU

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