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Screeching Harpy Strikes Again

July 1, 2010

I know I just posted an hour ago, but seriously team, this was worth a reappearance on good old DBIH for the evening.

Big News: Maureen Dowd went to Saudi Arabia. I refused to read what she wrote about it, but the pictures tell quite the tale. I’m not sure if her “column” will include a Sex and the City-esque “Lawrence of my Labia” joke (no joke), but I’m sure it’ll make some kind of mention of how RIDICULOUS and OBSCENE it was that she was allowed to wear normal clothes when interviewing male members of the royal family but she had to wear a RIDICULOUS and OBSCENE “burkini” at the pool that was full of plebes (at least the ones that could pay to get into the Jeddah Park Hyatt).

Basically, her problem is as follows: men in Saudi Arabia don’t give a flying fuck about what dumb bitches like Maureen Dowd have to say. If they want to hear bullshit, they can go talk to their camels. Also, she probably hates it that when she wears an abaya and a hijab, you can’t see her awesome yoga attire and her ugly fucking ginger hair.

If Maureen Dowd replaces Christopher Hitchens if/when he croaks, I will kill someone at Vanity Fair. Don’t even get me started on how Graydon is NOT a real fucking name.

I wish I could force her to wear an abaya all the time so I don't have to see her stupid clothes.

3 Comments leave one →
  1. TALL permalink
    July 2, 2010 10:36 am

    god. i hate her. so much. chefhooles and i were seeing eclipse last night (yeah it was awesome, suck it nerds) and when we were leaving the theater, there was a woman with red hair the color of a fire hydrant behind us and i thought it was modo. praise allah it was not. also, those pictures made me throw up a lot, so thank you for the diet afrika.

    • believer in jesus permalink
      August 6, 2011 2:53 pm

      Dowd, she is such a sophisticated dope.

  2. chefhooles permalink
    July 3, 2010 3:25 pm

    “is that modo?”
    “no, her hair is the wrong shade of red… also she’s speaking russian”

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