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Wedding Porn…

July 1, 2010

…is sort of my favorite thing about the internet.

say it with me now: awwwwwww!!!

Okay, maybe not FAVORITE favorite, but it probably comes in a close second to real porn.

just kidding.

maybe.

ANYHOO, a few fateful months ago, Tallsies introduced me to probably the most dangerous and amazing website in the history of the world: Wedding Gawker (have you noticed that we tend to like websites with the word “gawker” in the title? I have.) The sole purpose of this site is to aggregate pictures from other people’s wedding blogs, and provide fodder for all of us wistful women out here (I know, I know, that was super sexist/heteronormative/insert appropriate derogatory label here but WHATEVER its true). Now, I don’t know if you have previously been acquainted to the fact that we here at DBIH have a certain favorite Friday night past time that consists of turning the old tee vee over to The Learning Channel (ohhh my the learnin’ that goes on over on that channel–J&K+8 anyone?) and picking apart the lovely ladies that strut themselves over to Kleinfelds on Say Yes To The Dress. Aside from trying to figure out if that one woman on there is actually a trans-person, just how many years of chain smoking went into fucking up the other woman’s voice, and determining just how AMAZING the adorable gay consultant is–we enjoy viciously tearing down (or, if you are extremely lucky, applauding) these lucky ladies dress choices.

Obviously, aside from being baby crazy (I’m looking at YOU, Jappy), we here are also rather wedding obsessed. No one more so than Tall and myself however. We may, MAY I SAY, have created accounts on the Kleinfelds website in order to look at dresses, and may, again MAY I SAY, have spent several hours at a time jointly perusing good ol Wedding Gawker for ideas on our own future nuptials (not to each other, just to clarify. Tall does not like it when I pretend she is a lesbian–does everyone remember when I convinced the girl in her history class that she was my girlfriend? I do. It was fun.)

Back to the point: my dear lady readers of DBIH (or any of you men who may be so inclined…I guess…) I present to you, the greatest procrastination tool in the history of the universe. Whether you want to be married in an extravagant, Princess Diana-esque wedding at a mansion on the east coast complete with swans and doves and a 12-tiered cake (Tall) or barefoot on a beach in Big Sur (ME!), this site has something for you. Below is just a tiny smattering of its fuckawesomeness.

I want candles in jars like this at my wedding. Write that down, Tall.

I also want balloons like this. and bubbles. I need to write this shit down...

This is on a roof in LA. I loves.

Would someone just marry me, please?

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. Afrika permalink
    July 1, 2010 6:57 pm

    1) WE ARE GETTING MARRIED. WE WILL BE FEATURED ON TEH BLOGZ. IT WILL BE FAB
    2) S/HE IS TOTALLY TRANS. I KNOW OF WHOM YOU SPEAK. TRANS TRANS TRANS.

  2. TALL permalink
    July 2, 2010 10:34 am

    1. i have no shame about wanting such wedding things for myself. NONE.
    2. also, the lesbian thing: i just don’t want it to salt my game with the menfolk. i love the lesbians! they are great. i admire their plaid, among other things.
    3. thank you, dirty hippie, for reminding me about my kleinfeld’s account. i will be shopping for more dresses today (at “work”) and briefing all of you shortly.
    4. this post rocked.
    5. HEY AFRIKA LOOK I’M COMMENTING ON THE BLOG. LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!

  3. chefhooles permalink
    July 3, 2010 3:24 pm

    i took my first steps at kleinfelds! I AM NOT JOKING, my aunt was getting married and i was there as a baby. a smart, walking baby.

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