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Brunch Problems

June 25, 2011

WE’RE BACK! We know you missed us. But we’ve been having issues lately, most of which can be categorized as brunch problems. Brunch problems include but are not limited to:
– waitresses putting champagne in your glass BEFORE the oj for a mimosa
– waitresses putting too much oj in your mimosa
– having too much fun at brunch (fuck off, bro haters)
– having too many potential suitors
– not being able to choose just one organic shampoo from whole foods
– too many wine choices
– people dressed like cater waiters trying to judge you for buying four bottles of alcohol
– bro haters
– partially cloudy pool afternoons
– tan lines
– dickmoticon (dick+emoticon) texts
– looking like a little boy in your library of congress card photo
– not having enough vacation days
– not having all the twilight dvds on hand
– not having a vampire boyfriend
– being unsure of how to pronounce “bon iver”
– sam sifton (his general existence)
– being tempted to just not buy the clutch

But we’re back. So take a shot, make the perfect mimosa and get the fuck ready for new dbih content.

way too much oj

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. dirtyhippie permalink
    June 26, 2011 12:54 am

    The fact that you do not have every twilight dvd around at all times makes me more sad for you than you could ever fathom. I myself have 3 versions of each film, all stored in different places in order to maximize accessibility.

    (this is not a joke people. NOT A JOKE.)

  2. chefhooles permalink
    June 26, 2011 11:47 am

    another brunch problem: taylor swift is really underrated

  3. TALL permalink
    June 26, 2011 3:24 pm

    god, taylor swift just KNOWS. listen to “enchanted.” that’s all you need. ever.

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