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In which Tall tells you about other things people she knows do on the internet

June 29, 2011

Sadly, it’s not porn. But hey, you never know what this economic climate might lead people to turn to!

Anyway, this guy I know decided to STEAL MY IDEA for a tumblr. Ok fine, full disclosure: upon hearing that this guy had gotten into a PhD program at some school in New Haven I’ve never even heard of (probably University of Phoenix, let’s be honest), I decided his time would be best spent writing books about history and dinosaurs, since those are the things he loves best. Characters in this series would be called Jefferson Rex, and Bronotsaurus Hamilton, and reenact history-times for children and the idiot adult population (read: DBIH readers). Everyone laughed at ol’ Tallsies, but lo and behold this motherfucker starts a tumblr with MY IDEA. I have made a legal document saying that I own at least 25% of everything that comes from this tumblr (remember how good we at DBIH are at franchising and such?).  Ok so I guess go visit his tumblr or whatever so I can make some coin on this genius idea: jeffersonrex.tumblr.com.

Another one of our nearest and dearest has started a tumblr (what are these things, herpes? THEY’RE EVERYWHERE!!!!), and it is great. Afrika did this while DBIH was essentially in a coma/hibernation period. She writes down fun things that people say, including me and her Marla Bear. It is called Cracker Bread, not to be confused with Cracker Barrel, which I was at first and then got really excited because BISCUITS!!!!! Nomz. But it’s Cracker Bread like bread that is a cracker like Jew food. Good shit, right Miroki? Right. Go peruse that shit: crackerbread.tumblr.com.

If you too have a tumblr, don’t fucking tell me about it. I don’t know you, I don’t want your weird thoughts. DM them to Anthony Weiner, I’m sure he could use a friend right now.

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2 Comments leave one →
  1. June 29, 2011 6:58 pm

    You should have tagged this post with “lesbians” to make sure somebody reads it

    • Afrika permalink
      June 30, 2011 9:25 am

      Nobody’s gonna read yo’ blog anyway, Alex, so who cares?

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