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WorkChucks.

Work Chucks are like regular Chucks. Except cleaner and newer.

Work Chucks are like regular Chucks. Except cleaner and newer.

WorkChucks has an extremely sophisticated vocabulary, yet she had never heard the word dearth until she arrived at Georgetown, with ribbons in her hair and cable knit sweaters. She has since turned into a militant feminist who likes to be the PC-patrol, and has stopped many people from saying “that’s retarded,” thus diminishing everyone’s vocabulary around her (thereby making her vocabulary seem even more impressive). WC is allergic to all dogs she doesn’t like, and she spills every open container within a 25-foot radius around her.

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  1. dirtyhippie permalink
    July 4, 2009 1:57 am

    I find it unacceptable that “workchuck’s” here does not have an embarrassing or “I’m being sexual with an inanimate object, also known as mah map” picture associated with “workchuck’s” profile.

    Lets change that team.

  2. workchucks permalink
    July 5, 2009 10:07 pm

    WorkChucks has a job.

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