Afrika.

One time, in Africa, Afrika found a rock. It was so Lion King.

This girl is the perfect example of someone who should not be around parents. She swears like a sailor, makes off-color (and frankly offensive jokes), and cannot turn down a free drink. Her unique social skills will be put to the test in Jolly Old England (who would like a banger in the mouth?) from roughly September 2009-2010. We hope she does not turn into a bra-burning, self-loathing, white-person dreadlock-sporting hippie freak, but no promises. One time, she met Samantha Power. Another time, she saw Samantha Power on the corner of Wisconsin and M Streets, NW.

Also, her phone is gold. Have you seen it?